We don't understand the caption for this Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel photo that's supposed to inform the public about flooding in Wisconsin:

Tommy Baerlett's (sic) ski show is put on hold until the lake is filled back up.

For starters, in Wisconsin you just don't misspell "Tommy Bartlett," let alone in the state's largest newspaper. And how does flooding cause the lake to empty? Unless the emptying of Tommy's private lake for cleaning is the real reason the state is flooded.

Meanwhile, as Peter's favorite water show closes and his homeland is buried in a watery grave, he pokes fun at dioramas and can't recognize Stephen Fuller Austin. (Admittedly, the wallaby crack was a real ripper.)

Way to go, Pete.