Less lazy than the vlog we write about

Peter phoned in yet another installment of the vlog by simply providing a hyperlink to a craigslist ad that offers aspiring actors, local characters and fans alike a chance to appear on the vlog. Of course, the peter johansen vlog fan blog beat Peter to the punch by posting a link to the ad a good ten hours before it appeared on Peter's own website, thanks to a heads up from a fan in Waco, Texas.

So with Peter phoning it in, we at the tpjvfb thought, Why not phone Peter for the inside scoop on his latest projects?

the peter johansen vlog fan blog: It's ringing...

Peter Johansen: Is that my sandwich?

tpjvfb: Hello, Peter. Is that you?

PJ: I'm pretty sure that's my sandwich. Because Maverick's sandwich didn't have mustard. And this one's got mustard.

tpjvfb: Peter. This is the peter johansen vlog fan blog calling. Is this a bad time?

PJ: Who's calling? Who am I calling?

tpjvfb: No, Peter. We're calling you. We've noticed you've put an ad out on craigslist asking for guests on the vlog. Would you care to comment?

PJ: Comment? Sure I'll comment. I've been working really hard on a lot of projects, and this new direction on the vlog is just one of them. I'm looking for fans, non-fans, celebrities, regular joes -- anyone who's got something to say to the world that relates to me. And the vlog.

tpjvfb: What "other" projects are we talking about here?

PJ: All kinds of stuff. I'm in contact with local cinema people and actors trying to get this piece called "Time Traveling Pilgrims" going. I'm selling one of my amps. All kinds of things.

tpjvfb: What's this "Pilgrim" project about?

PJ: It's been in the works for about a year now. I'm hoping to shoot in August, maybe sooner. It stars me and some other people. I really don't want to explain too much until some more details are nailed down. Needless to say, I'm pretty excited. A lot of good people are going to be working on it. I have a feeling it's going to be really special. I'll keep you guys posted.

tpjvfb: Sounds very promising. Anything else been going on in your life you'd like to talk about?

PJ: Yeah, well, I don't know if you guys out there have noticed, but I've been on a bit of a diet lately.

tpjvfb: You have been vlogging shirtless lately.

PJ: It's a mostly cheese diet. And while I can't say I've dropped a lot of pounds -- I don't weigh myself regularly -- I think the diet's working. I've lost my puffiness. In fact I went swimming today, and I beat a friend in a race. I'm a very strong swimmer.

tpjvfb: You are a very handsome man.

PJ: And that's exactly why I love you fans. Did you guys (at tpjvfb) know that you are the first to penetrate the sanctity of the vlog? Did you know that?

tpjvfb: We're honored. And to be honest, it's easy. You're a very funny man. You've said a lot of funny things today to put on the fan blog.

PJ: Yeah... Too bad there's nothing I can say to put on my blog.